Maybe Lisa SHOULDN'T Have Shaved Off Her Eyebrow
So Lisa Shaved Off Her Eyebrow... But... Maybe... She Shouldn't Have After All
Nearly 10 days ago... on Sunday Night Football... the Seattle Seahawks dismembered the San Francisco 49ers by a score of 29-3. A humiliating loss for 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick, in more ways than one. You see, prior to the game, Kaepernick made a bet on NATIONAL TELEVISION with his counterpart... Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson. The bet was simple enough; the loser had "to shave an eyebrow." Going into the game, Kapernick was pretty confident. Going so far as to tell Wilson, once they shook on the bet, "hope you don't miss your eyebrow." Oops!
So the 49ers lose and Kaepernick follows through on his bet...
... or does he. According to ESPN.com, "no one (shaved) an eyebrow. Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson said the eyebrow bet between him and San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick was just a pretend thing for a TV commercial. 'It's just having fun and joking around... it's not real.'" Double Oops!!
Flash forward one week. Mike Pesto's Chicago Bears are taking on Lisa Hamilton's Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday Night Football. So Mike proposes the same EXACT bet to Lisa... COMPLETELY UNAWARE THAT KAEPERNICK'S AND WILSON'S BET WAS "NOT REAL!" The Bears win 40-23 and Lisa shaves off her eyebrow Monday (9/23) morning. Triple Oops!!!
Can't see Lisa making any more bets with Mike anytime soon; at least not betting any eyebrows. She only has one left. Does anyone in KJUG Country happen to have a spare eyebrow pencil?